Evolution is a myth. Creationism is where it’s at. So thankfully we have this new timeline that takes into account the age of fossils, radiocarbon dating, and all that other science-y stuff. I’m just glad to know that the reason we won World War I was because we had the raptors on our side.

The original graphic comes from the Government of South Australia, but the manipulated graphic is courtesy of chartgeek.com.